I'll have a water, please.

I have discovered the joy of our in-door water dispenser. (Daddy loves it too!) Sometimes Mami remembers to lock it so I can't do what you're about to see... but sometimes she doesn't!
So I grab a cup, any cup will do. Then I head over to the fridge and serve myself up some fresh cool water.

Sometimes I even get some in my mouth then!

But more often than not, I get it all over me. And the floor. And the rest of the kitchen. (Note the water dripping down the fridge door in the background...)

What? I tried!